I'm that girl that guys date, dump for terrible reasons and then MARRY THE NEXT FUCKING GIRL THEY DATE!! I get it, they're just not that into me, but really my batting average is sucking right now. Last three boys I dated, from most recent to least recent:
* The Marine - see below. Dating some bitch.
* Auditor - Engaged in July. That didn't take long.
* Former Crack Addict - Married in August to my former BFF whom he dumped me to date.
Well, the good news for the Marine is that he's headed towards wedded bliss. The good news for me is that I know my place in the dating universe. Unmarriagable men - Date me! The next ones sure to work out great!
Must re-think purpose of this blog. Must re-think me.
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